[bluedot0]

I wonder why it's taking so long, you should ask, its only fair, you've been very patient.....Phil

[berth44]

Well,as a fatter of mackt,the girl that originally got me the order was in today, (from Dumrocks)she didn't come over and see me,seemed to be in a hurry!!.....Hmmm??..Dave

[bluedot0]

She's avoiding u......Phil

[bluedot0]

I saw a fatter mackt in woolies the other day.....is it here yet..... you know, the booook.......Phil

[berth44]

I have been recently informed by the girls husband that it's on a 'slow' 'slow' boat still out there at sea!! What could I say? (I'm really mad inside)so I just said "right,it's still coming then, I'll get it someday?...............bloody ridiculous!!
Does dat wot you said above true Phil,surely it's no available in Woolies, it couldn't be,it wouldn't be,if it were it'll be around 30 bucks!!........Dave (feeling shunk)

[bluedot0]

Wotsit a sail boat becalmed......

It was in Woolies as I said, don't know about cost.......but a little womun about 4' tall and just as wide was givin it to the butcher dude...and every few seconds she said "n that's a f#%&in fact" so I thought "hhmmm a fatter mackt" and continued shopping.....Phil

[berth44]

Methinks it's on a twawler,maybe it's the good ship lollypop even!........Dave

[SkyFire]

Slow boat to China!!!

[berth44]

It's probably gone via China.....be Christmas soon!!.......Dave

[bluedot0]

Maybe it's not on a boat.......but the road to Mandalay.......Phil

[berth44]

Wellwellwell, would you believe it,my book has docked,it's at the bookstore in woop woop,so I'll get it when the girlie wirlie gets backity to workity workity,she's offity sickity...buggerywuggery!!!......Dave

[bluedot0]

Cool... at least you know it's not far off now, then you can resume the construction of your masterpiece.......Phil

[berth44]

Well,it would be good to get something done on my 'masterpiece' Phil,but with the Scottish visitors only 5 weeks or so away,I somehow don't think so, but if I can,I will!!......Dave

[bluedot0]

I suppose it depends on when you actually get your book......Phil

[berth44]

True Phil,denz I gotz to read it!!........Dave